“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
(via lvl666blastoise)
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
(via lvl666blastoise)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
(via peetaah)
(Source: swaytattooer, via -praiseme)
Wut
We told my grandma when I had to rush to Columbus to get an ultra sound that after it was done I wasn’t 6 months pregnant I just had poop stuck and she believed us, hahahaha.
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)
(Source: katiebookqueen, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
